I am in a vortex of obligation.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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