There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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