Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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