Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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