it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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