I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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