if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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