I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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