His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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