Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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