she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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