is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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