I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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