I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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