Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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