Can Purell be used as lube?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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