Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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