..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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