i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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