exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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