the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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