? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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