Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I need moral support for this bender
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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