goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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