Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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