You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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