hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results