I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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