No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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