Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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