i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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