apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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