I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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