I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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