yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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