We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
