Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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