so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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