I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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