he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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