i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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