she was so not down for the gang bang
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
