what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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