I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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