i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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