So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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