Porn is love you can see.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
