i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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