So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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