That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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