So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
