i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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