Nicole vs. Life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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