Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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