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I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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