your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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