is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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