I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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