I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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