I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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