i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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