I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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